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	<title>THE GERMAN GUY &#187; Schweinkram</title>
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	<description>Et semel emissum volat irrevocabile verbum...</description>
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		<title>Nackte Weiber</title>
		<link>http://thegermanguy.net/archives/1518</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doitschland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gesundheit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schweinkram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sehr schön!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Der Titel ist, glaube ich, nicht politisch korrekt&#8230; denkt euch halt einfach einen anderen, wenn er euch stört! Mein Fundstück des Tages: komplett nackte Weiber mit High Heels&#8230; einen ganz tollen Kalender hat EIZO rausgebracht. Seht selbst:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Der Titel ist, glaube ich, nicht politisch korrekt&#8230; denkt euch halt einfach einen anderen, wenn er euch stört! <img src='http://thegermanguy.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Mein Fundstück des Tages: komplett nackte Weiber mit High Heels&#8230; einen ganz <a href="http://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive/casestudy/eizo-pin-up-calendar-2010-13713805/" target="_blank">tollen Kalender</a> hat EIZO rausgebracht. Seht selbst:</p>
<div id="attachment_1519" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 605px"><img class="size-full wp-image-1519 " style="border: 1px solid black;" title="December" src="http://thegermanguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/December.png" alt="" width="595" height="420" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Boah ey... jede Menge Holz vor der Hütte! <img src='http://thegermanguy.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
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		<title>Ed Zachary Disease</title>
		<link>http://thegermanguy.net/archives/1488</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[China-Kram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gesundheit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schweinkram]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise &#8230; <a href="http://thegermanguy.net/archives/1488">Weiterlesen <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.</p>
<p>She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.</p>
<p>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, &#8220;OK, take off all you crose.&#8221; The woman did as she was told. &#8220;Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.&#8221; Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, &#8220;OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.&#8221; So she did.</p>
<p>Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, &#8220;Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.&#8221;</p>
<p>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, &#8220;Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, &#8220;Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Fundstück</title>
		<link>http://thegermanguy.net/archives/1414</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 23:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Down Under]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schweinkram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[witzisch]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1415" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-large wp-image-1415" title="image001111" src="http://thegermanguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/image0011111-600x394.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="394" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Diese Australier... <img src='http://thegermanguy.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
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		<title>Die Börse heute</title>
		<link>http://thegermanguy.net/archives/1179</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Down Under]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rechner und so'n Kram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schweinkram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[witzisch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Interessante Einblicke in den harten Arbeitsalltag eines Angestellten eines Finanzdienstleistungsunternehmens (oder kurz: Wegelagerer) in Australien eröffnet das folgende Video:Wer&#8217;s nicht mitbekommen hat&#8230; nochmal angucken, ab 1:06 auf die linken Bildschirme im Hintergrund achten.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interessante Einblicke in den harten Arbeitsalltag eines Angestellten eines Finanzdienstleistungsunternehmens (oder kurz: Wegelagerer) in Australien eröffnet das folgende Video:<br/><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/v1m8a4Jl4ZI&#038;hl=de_DE&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x006699&#038;color2=0x54abd6&#038;hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/v1m8a4Jl4ZI&#038;hl=de_DE&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x006699&#038;color2=0x54abd6&#038;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br/>Wer&#8217;s nicht mitbekommen hat&#8230; nochmal angucken, ab 1:06 auf die linken Bildschirme im Hintergrund achten.</p>
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